NYT Tips Off Terrorists, Expresses Common Goals

The NYT recently informed Al Qaeda and other terrorist organizations that the NSA has been eavesdropping on their electronic communications, warning them to switch channels as soon as possible.

"Terrorists have not only the right to a lawyer, but also the right to privacy and the right to express their anger by blowing Americans up," said an NYT spokesman. "The New York Times and al Qaeda have so much in common, we thought it was time to come out of the closet." When asked for specifics, he mentioned "the desire for more American military and civilian deaths," which would "embarrass President Bush."