Friday, October 27, 2006

Irwin Cartoon Outrage

So ... it's OK for CNN to show a terrorist sniping and maybe killing American soldiers - surely you're aware of that video - but it's in REPREHENSIBLY BAD TASTE for South Park to do a cartoon like this ...?

Something's gone very wrong with our sense of outrage, don't you think?

Hypocrisy, anyone?


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Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The Tet Offensive All Over Again


CNN "Journalist" and Source

Good to see you again, my friend!

Yeah, yeah. You know, you guys are in big trouble.

Temporary setbacks. And with your help, it will be really temporary.

What do you mean? I've already done all I can, portraying you as hardened, determined heroes ...

And don't think it's not appreciated. No, we have something really good for you this time. Look ...

(Watches, eyes widening) ... This is fantastic! But ... they'll never let me air it.

Why not? Don't your masters also hate Bush?

Yeah, but ... this is over the line. I mean ... showing the killing of a soldier on TV ... it's very well done, especially that crap about civilians nearby, but ... there'll be backlash. It's treason, actually ...

Oh come on. This administration will never call you a traitor. You know that. That stupid lawyer got only 28 months for helping us, and she was caught red-handed.

True, true ...

Come on, my friend. This will break the will of the American people. This will demoralize the Great Satan's troops. This will greatly encourage our jihadists. This will make you a journalistic hero. If you're fired, you'll be a victim of Bush's oppression. It's win-win.

Win-win.

You can be our Walter Cronkite, the American trait - er, the great journalist who made the American people think you were losing, right after the Viet Cong's greatest defeat ... you can help us that much. Pull us from the brink of disaster. The Iraqis hate us. They're turning us in when they can. We need your help, brother!

Hmmm ... I suppose if it'll embarrass Bush ... and end the war before the USA succeeds ...

That's the spirit! See, we're brothers, yes? We're on the same side. Here you go.

Next time, can I go with you guys? A ride-along?

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Friday, October 20, 2006

North Korean Suicide Wish

"No matter how the U.S. imperialists try to stifle and isolate our republic ... victory will be on the side of justice," said Choe Thae Bok, secretary of the Central Committee of the Workers' Party of Korea, according to the North's official Korean Central News Agency's Korean-language report.

Er ... if victory will be on the side of justice, how will that be a good thing for North Korea's leadership?



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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Mark Foley's Excuse

Mark Foley is now claiming he was abused by a clergyman when he was a lad ...

So ... something really horrible happened to him that ... makes him want to do the same to other kids?

Not a great excuse.




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