The Tet Offensive All Over Again

CNN "Journalist" and Source

Good to see you again, my friend!

Yeah, yeah. You know, you guys are in big trouble.

Temporary setbacks. And with your help, it will be really temporary.

What do you mean? I've already done all I can, portraying you as hardened, determined heroes ...

And don't think it's not appreciated. No, we have something really good for you this time. Look ...

(Watches, eyes widening) ... This is fantastic! But ... they'll never let me air it.

Why not? Don't your masters also hate Bush?

Yeah, but ... this is over the line. I mean ... showing the killing of a soldier on TV ... it's very well done, especially that crap about civilians nearby, but ... there'll be backlash. It's treason, actually ...

Oh come on. This administration will never call you a traitor. You know that. That stupid lawyer got only 28 months for helping us, and she was caught red-handed.

True, true ...

Come on, my friend. This will break the will of the American people. This will demoralize the Great Satan's troops. This will greatly encourage our jihadists. This will make you a journalistic hero. If you're fired, you'll be a victim of Bush's oppression. It's win-win.

Win-win.

You can be our Walter Cronkite, the American trait - er, the great journalist who made the American people think you were losing, right after the Viet Cong's greatest defeat ... you can help us that much. Pull us from the brink of disaster. The Iraqis hate us. They're turning us in when they can. We need your help, brother!

Hmmm ... I suppose if it'll embarrass Bush ... and end the war before the USA succeeds ...

That's the spirit! See, we're brothers, yes? We're on the same side. Here you go.

Next time, can I go with you guys? A ride-along?

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