Monday, August 07, 2006

The Final Solution

Sigh. Those who cannot learn the lessons of life from Ben Hur, will never learn. Hezbollah (and Islamist terrorism) is based on an idea, the idea that their actions will earn them eternal pleasures.


How do we fight an idea? "With another idea."

Solution: videotape the IDF (or someone to whom the handling of the substance suggested is not taboo) spraying Hezbollah bodies with pig fat, denying them entrance into their paradise filled with "young boys." (For some reason we keep forgetting that part of the verse. Are we just not inclusive enough?)

After the initial uproar from both the peaceful and non-peaceful Muslim (?) communities, they'll get the message.

Why the peaceful Muslims would get upset is another question altogether.

1 comment:

Ravi said...

fight with one idea by taking up anotherone :)