Osama, you promised to heat things up to negate the dreaded Surge. What happened?
Did we not give you enough hints? Was the mainstream media not explicit enough for you? Did we not slyly suggest that more deaths were needed to accomplish our number one goal: Embarrass Bush?
But deaths are down. Especially American deaths. We are in a bad position. And it's your fault!
Most of the media are too embarrassed to print the "good news", so we have time. We still have time! Toss out a couple of IEDs or something. Help us, Osama! You're our only hope.
Your dhimmi,
H. R.
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